Fuck Satisfyer I'm going riding! 
 
Not only does this key tag look awesome, it's also pretty useful. You're probably thinking 'wtf, it's a just a key tag - how can it be useful?'
 
Well...How many times have you put your gloves on, only to realize your key is still in your pocket? If you're like me, the answer to that is - all the fucking time. With this key tag you can easily pull your key from your pocket even with your gloves on.


- Embroidered double-sided " Gas or Ass No Free Rides " fabric key rings that can be used as either keychains or zipper pulls.

- It's a double sided, high quality woven tag with embroidered lettering and border.

- Tear and water resistant fabric

- This keychain is a real attention getter and looks amazing on pretty much anything!

- Size:12 cm x 3 cm - 4.72 inch x 1.18 inch.

-100% AWESOME!